If you live in a area like i do…los angeles then you might want to carry around a piece of self defense just in case you happened to be wruffing around the city blocks by yourself..and if that happens to be the case what better self defense option is there then BRUTUS!!! He looks like he would fuck some shit up! just sayin..wruff 😉
Product info : Add some extra spice to your knuckle sandwich. On a typical day, Brutus the Bulldog simply tricks out the keys to your Honda Civic. But on the day you leave the Civic at home, and get jumped walking home from the bar, Brutus’ eyes transform into knuckle holsters, and his ears a pair of daggers guaranteed to inflict maximal gouging, gashing, and puncturing upon impact. His face remains cute ‘n’ wrinkly. Brutus is made of molded plastic that’s as impenetrable as metal encased in Chuck Norris’ psyche, and available in 7 colors. He measures 3.5″ x 2.5″.
To Purchase for a measly $3 bucks and some change you can purchase from amazon at http://www.amazon.com/Brutus-Bull-Self-Defense-Keychain/dp/B003JT4KEG
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